The Big Casino, Imaging dept.
The
following day I got the infamous PET scan. A radiation fused scan that checks
for diseases in the body, in my case to check where the Cancer is located. I
thought to myself how dumb it was to receive this scan after being physically
invaded with the procedures that were done in June.
“Wasn’t I already diagnosed…?”
“Wasn’t there a treatment protocol plan of action already being defined for my cure…?”
July 11th, 2016, lunchtime at KABAM:
Sencha
•Radiation Oncologist: “PET Scan results unfortunately show that the cancer has metastasized to your upper right hip area. Are you having any pain there?”
Tick-Tock…
•Me: W-T-F…? I've been limping on my right leg since January!
Tick-Tock…
•Radiation Oncologist: “It's imperative that we get a biopsy of the hip bone to rule out if the tumor is related to the Lung Cancer.”
Tick...
•Me: “When? How soon do we need this?”
Tock...
•Radiation Oncologist: “Sooner the better. We're already pulling in the paperwork for the HMO approval”
Tick…
•Me: “That takes forever, can we schedule the procedure and I’ll push for the approval…?”
“Wasn’t I already diagnosed…?”
“Wasn’t there a treatment protocol plan of action already being defined for my cure…?”
July 11th, 2016, lunchtime at KABAM:
Sencha
•Radiation Oncologist: “PET Scan results unfortunately show that the cancer has metastasized to your upper right hip area. Are you having any pain there?”
Tick-Tock…
•Me: W-T-F…? I've been limping on my right leg since January!
Tick-Tock…
•Radiation Oncologist: “It's imperative that we get a biopsy of the hip bone to rule out if the tumor is related to the Lung Cancer.”
Tick...
•Me: “When? How soon do we need this?”
Tock...
•Radiation Oncologist: “Sooner the better. We're already pulling in the paperwork for the HMO approval”
Tick…
•Me: “That takes forever, can we schedule the procedure and I’ll push for the approval…?”
Tock…
•Radiation Oncologist: “It may help expedite the approval if you call AETNA. We need to get this biopsied before we begin any type of treatment…”
Tick…
•Me: “Ok, ok... I'll jump on that. But the issue is still curable right?
Tock…
•Radiation Oncologist: “It's - treatable…”
Tick…
•Me: "But Dr, what does metastasized mean?”
STAGE 4 MOTHERFUCKER!!!
•Radiation Oncologist: “It may help expedite the approval if you call AETNA. We need to get this biopsied before we begin any type of treatment…”
Tick…
•Me: “Ok, ok... I'll jump on that. But the issue is still curable right?
Tock…
•Radiation Oncologist: “It's - treatable…”
Tick…
•Me: "But Dr, what does metastasized mean?”
STAGE 4 MOTHERFUCKER!!!
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